Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
You ate ashes out of my bong