i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
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