I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
