I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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