Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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