Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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