do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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