i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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