so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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