I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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