...so i touched it.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
it glows. i had to have it.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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