Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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