Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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