In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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