capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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