I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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