i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
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Blood and glitter go together right?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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