Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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