office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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