i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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