THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize