Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Randomize