don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Randomize
