I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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