Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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