I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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