I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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