I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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