i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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