you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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