8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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