Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
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