i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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