I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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