Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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