I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just found a bag of teeth...
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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