I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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