what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I know her cup size but not her name....
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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