it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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