Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
