if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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