I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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