i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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