who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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