I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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