I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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