You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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