I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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