i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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