they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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