if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
thus making me awesome and them whores
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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