some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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