Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
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17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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