I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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