If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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